Sitting in the car dealership trying to find out why my wife's windshield wipers stopped working during the snow storm last week. It will probably cost me a couple hundred dollars to tighten a nut.....oh well
So lets see what is going on in the world this morning. The Democrats were up late again last night testing their votes once again on the nations health care bill. These bastards are going to vote themselves to death. The funny thing here is that if there is not some sort of change related to abortion in the bill then the bill will not get the 60 votes needed.
Major General Anthony Cucolo III of the United States Army (Thank you for your service) has decided that he is going to make pregnancy a crime that would be punishable by court marshal for those troops that are serving in Iraq. This would be punishable not only for the ladies but also for the men who are unable to keep it in their pants. Now some of you out there are going to raise your arms and say that this is unconstitutional, however, that is just because once again you have not thought about it. If I was serving in a shit hole like Iraq and I wanted to get home, how could I do it without shooting myself in the foot? Hmmmm maybe I could get pregnant. That way I get out and have fun doing it. Hell if I was a woman over there I would be walking around with a mattress strapped to my back. I agree with this guy! I think he should go as far as having classes on how to put on a condom. Maybe even supervised condom donning before sex.
In other news, it seems that the projections on the economy were not as strong as first thought. I mean the economy only had a 2.2 percent growth spurt in the third quarter which is significantly down from the original projections. Blah Blah Blah....to turn the economy around these idgits need to figure out how to get jobs for the folks that are looking. Once the jobs are available they need to cut the funds for all of these low-life ass wipes who are using the system to support their lazy asses....Now I need more coffee.
Ok this is strange -
A Japanese guy has married a chick from a video game. He actually married the thing and took his "handheld" console on a honeymoon. I can't make this shit up its true....
Sorry I had to stop here, but the technician who is working on my car just came in and told me that it is going to cost me 127.00 dollars to fix something that is on the recall list for my vehicle. It seems that the state I live in is not covered under the warranty. GM SUCKS!!!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
December 21, 2009
Miss me? I hope to see that someone out there is reading this and that they do miss me....
Enough of that crap, lets get to the news.
Looks like the GOP filibuster was squashed early this morning to bring a 60-40 test vote on President Obama's health care overhaul. Even though the Republicans were crushed they are coming out and saying that they think this vote will hurt the Democrats in the next vote. Now we all have to sit on pins and needles and wait for the outcome of the bill which should happen before Christmas. I am sure that the Republicans will be taking up all of the time that they possibly can to stall the bill, however, this carefully planned event should come to fruition by Christmas eve.
Actress Brittany Murphy died over the weekend at age 32. It seems that young actors and actresses are dropping like fly's. What are they putting in the martini's out there? Brittany was best known for her work in the movie's "Clueless" and "8 Mile". Initial autopsies have been performed but we probably won't receive any information for several weeks. I will be interested to hear what the tox report shows.
In other Hollywood news, the Survivor Samoa season came to a close last night with the suckiest ending ever. The blond haired coat tail riding Natalie White walked away with a million dollars after winning the votes. Russell Hantz (who should have won!) was obviously pissed at the outcome. Those damn jury members voted based on their hurt feelings and not on who played the game the best. Oh well, maybe Russell will have another chance in a future season.
The east coat was buried under a massive snow storm this past weekend. From North Carolina to Maine record snow fall blanketed the states. Thousands went without power as crews worked throughout the night to restore power. People were trapped in their homes all weekend which has businesses reporting some hurtful numbers on what was supposed to be the biggest shopping weekend of the year.
My favorite story:
A DC Donut Eater (my definition of Police Officers) is sitting at a desk awaiting the outcome of an investigation on why he pulled a gun during a snowball fight. It seems that the "OFF DUTY" officer was blazed with snowballs while driving his car. He then decided to get out and show those would be terrorists who was boss. What this guys is really pissed off about is that he is a cop and that he couldn't score high enough on the test to be a firefighter. Check out this youtube video - www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFC8mNdxV0c .What makes this even funnier is that Fox News reported that these folks were "War Protesters". Really? Fox you suck!!!
Enough of that crap, lets get to the news.
Looks like the GOP filibuster was squashed early this morning to bring a 60-40 test vote on President Obama's health care overhaul. Even though the Republicans were crushed they are coming out and saying that they think this vote will hurt the Democrats in the next vote. Now we all have to sit on pins and needles and wait for the outcome of the bill which should happen before Christmas. I am sure that the Republicans will be taking up all of the time that they possibly can to stall the bill, however, this carefully planned event should come to fruition by Christmas eve.
Actress Brittany Murphy died over the weekend at age 32. It seems that young actors and actresses are dropping like fly's. What are they putting in the martini's out there? Brittany was best known for her work in the movie's "Clueless" and "8 Mile". Initial autopsies have been performed but we probably won't receive any information for several weeks. I will be interested to hear what the tox report shows.
In other Hollywood news, the Survivor Samoa season came to a close last night with the suckiest ending ever. The blond haired coat tail riding Natalie White walked away with a million dollars after winning the votes. Russell Hantz (who should have won!) was obviously pissed at the outcome. Those damn jury members voted based on their hurt feelings and not on who played the game the best. Oh well, maybe Russell will have another chance in a future season.
The east coat was buried under a massive snow storm this past weekend. From North Carolina to Maine record snow fall blanketed the states. Thousands went without power as crews worked throughout the night to restore power. People were trapped in their homes all weekend which has businesses reporting some hurtful numbers on what was supposed to be the biggest shopping weekend of the year.
My favorite story:
A DC Donut Eater (my definition of Police Officers) is sitting at a desk awaiting the outcome of an investigation on why he pulled a gun during a snowball fight. It seems that the "OFF DUTY" officer was blazed with snowballs while driving his car. He then decided to get out and show those would be terrorists who was boss. What this guys is really pissed off about is that he is a cop and that he couldn't score high enough on the test to be a firefighter. Check out this youtube video - www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFC8mNdxV0c .What makes this even funnier is that Fox News reported that these folks were "War Protesters". Really? Fox you suck!!!
Friday, December 18, 2009
December 18,2009
Here again sitting in bed, flipping through the news channels while watching the ticker tape of school closings take up the bottom of my TV screen.
I talked yesterday about the poor bastard trying to get his son out of Brazil. It appeared that he was not going to have any issues so he jumped left New Jersey headed for Brazil. After his arrival he was notified that some dip shit judge put a stop to him getting his son. So he has been stalled again.
A report released this morning shows that US death sentences are down significantly. In the 1990's this country sentenced an average of 295 people to death for their crimes. In 2009 we only sentenced 106 death sentences. What the hell? It seems that the news has been overflowing with terrible crimes, killings, child abductions and rapes. So why aren't we zapping more of these cock suckers? I say light them up like a freaking Christmas Tree..Tis the Season!
Well it is a huge weekend for the box office. Avatar hits the screens this weekend and all of the critics seem to love this movie. I have searched for a critic that just hates this thing, but I have come up empty. Cameron seems to have broken the CG barrier with this combination of animation and live action sequences. Let me know what you think.
Don't you just love the fact that Democrats are thrashing at each other over health care? Former party chairman Howard Dean has said that he will vote against the bill which includes "back door" for insurance companies. What a joke. The democrats need 60 votes to get this thing pushed through and with the republicans holding strong it should be an interesting battle. I say give them a ring and let the fuckers beat the shit out of each other. We could call it PFC (Political Fighting Championship). "Fighting out of the state of Maine we have Olympia "Snowblower" Snow. And in the red corner we have a Nebraska native its Ben "the bullheaded buttkisser" Nelson.
There was a report today stating that our oceans are acidic and are part of the climate change problem. Well no shit, Dirk Pitt has been investigating this for years. Damnit people don't you read Clive Cussler?
My favorite story of the day:
A mom in Fredrick Colorado turned her son over to authorities after she found out that he was planning to let off a stink bomb in his high school. Authorities found the items that the boy had brought with him and figured that he would have to set them on fire to get any kind of reaction. Dumb shit needs to go to a better school where they teach him some chemistry. There are much better ways of getting a reaction and it does not involve fire.
Back Monday
Stay Safe
I talked yesterday about the poor bastard trying to get his son out of Brazil. It appeared that he was not going to have any issues so he jumped left New Jersey headed for Brazil. After his arrival he was notified that some dip shit judge put a stop to him getting his son. So he has been stalled again.
A report released this morning shows that US death sentences are down significantly. In the 1990's this country sentenced an average of 295 people to death for their crimes. In 2009 we only sentenced 106 death sentences. What the hell? It seems that the news has been overflowing with terrible crimes, killings, child abductions and rapes. So why aren't we zapping more of these cock suckers? I say light them up like a freaking Christmas Tree..Tis the Season!
Well it is a huge weekend for the box office. Avatar hits the screens this weekend and all of the critics seem to love this movie. I have searched for a critic that just hates this thing, but I have come up empty. Cameron seems to have broken the CG barrier with this combination of animation and live action sequences. Let me know what you think.
Don't you just love the fact that Democrats are thrashing at each other over health care? Former party chairman Howard Dean has said that he will vote against the bill which includes "back door" for insurance companies. What a joke. The democrats need 60 votes to get this thing pushed through and with the republicans holding strong it should be an interesting battle. I say give them a ring and let the fuckers beat the shit out of each other. We could call it PFC (Political Fighting Championship). "Fighting out of the state of Maine we have Olympia "Snowblower" Snow. And in the red corner we have a Nebraska native its Ben "the bullheaded buttkisser" Nelson.
There was a report today stating that our oceans are acidic and are part of the climate change problem. Well no shit, Dirk Pitt has been investigating this for years. Damnit people don't you read Clive Cussler?
My favorite story of the day:
A mom in Fredrick Colorado turned her son over to authorities after she found out that he was planning to let off a stink bomb in his high school. Authorities found the items that the boy had brought with him and figured that he would have to set them on fire to get any kind of reaction. Dumb shit needs to go to a better school where they teach him some chemistry. There are much better ways of getting a reaction and it does not involve fire.
Back Monday
Stay Safe
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Today's Piece
I started off this morning like every other morning. Got up and turned on the news, fixed breakfast, and came back to bed to eat it. It seems that there is a guy who's wife took his son, moved back to Brazil, divorced her husband, married another guy, and kept his son in Brazil. Well just so happened that the bitch got pregnant and died during child birth. So now this guys son is "trapped" in Brazil. This guy has been fighting for five years to get him back and he just might succeed this time. In other news, Tiger Woods is in hiding. Well I guess I would be in hiding to if everyone and their brother wanted to know how many babes I have slept with since getting married. Who gives a shit who he slept with. Isn't that between him and his wife? I just know the guy can knock the shit out of a golf ball and is the best player that the game has seen in a very long time. With all of this crap out of the way, they made time to mention that our heroes are still fighting in Iraq and that they continue to die so that we can liberate this shit country of the bad guys.
The Pentagon issued a statement today saying that our drone spy planes that cost forty gazillion dollars can be hacked by a $26.00 piece of equipment that I can buy off of Ebay. Well hurray for them for figuring it out.
Hillary Clinton was also back in the news discussing the US climate change. I guess we are all going to have to wait until there is a hole the size of Australia in the ozone for us to realize that we need to stop using carbon based fuels. God I love stupid people.
My favorite story of the day was of the wild boar on the loose in Southern California. It seems that California's wildlife officials spent most of the day trying to stop the animal from tearing up all of the town's Nativity scenes. To bad that didn't happen here in the south. That poor pig would have been on the dinner table. Damn California liberals....buy a freaking gun!
Well that was the news today....Stay tuned for more exciting news coverage.
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