I started off this morning like every other morning. Got up and turned on the news, fixed breakfast, and came back to bed to eat it. It seems that there is a guy who's wife took his son, moved back to Brazil, divorced her husband, married another guy, and kept his son in Brazil. Well just so happened that the bitch got pregnant and died during child birth. So now this guys son is "trapped" in Brazil. This guy has been fighting for five years to get him back and he just might succeed this time. In other news, Tiger Woods is in hiding. Well I guess I would be in hiding to if everyone and their brother wanted to know how many babes I have slept with since getting married. Who gives a shit who he slept with. Isn't that between him and his wife? I just know the guy can knock the shit out of a golf ball and is the best player that the game has seen in a very long time. With all of this crap out of the way, they made time to mention that our heroes are still fighting in Iraq and that they continue to die so that we can liberate this shit country of the bad guys.
The Pentagon issued a statement today saying that our drone spy planes that cost forty gazillion dollars can be hacked by a $26.00 piece of equipment that I can buy off of Ebay. Well hurray for them for figuring it out.
Hillary Clinton was also back in the news discussing the US climate change. I guess we are all going to have to wait until there is a hole the size of Australia in the ozone for us to realize that we need to stop using carbon based fuels. God I love stupid people.
My favorite story of the day was of the wild boar on the loose in Southern California. It seems that California's wildlife officials spent most of the day trying to stop the animal from tearing up all of the town's Nativity scenes. To bad that didn't happen here in the south. That poor pig would have been on the dinner table. Damn California liberals....buy a freaking gun!
Well that was the news today....Stay tuned for more exciting news coverage.
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