Sitting in the car dealership trying to find out why my wife's windshield wipers stopped working during the snow storm last week. It will probably cost me a couple hundred dollars to tighten a nut.....oh well
So lets see what is going on in the world this morning. The Democrats were up late again last night testing their votes once again on the nations health care bill. These bastards are going to vote themselves to death. The funny thing here is that if there is not some sort of change related to abortion in the bill then the bill will not get the 60 votes needed.
Major General Anthony Cucolo III of the United States Army (Thank you for your service) has decided that he is going to make pregnancy a crime that would be punishable by court marshal for those troops that are serving in Iraq. This would be punishable not only for the ladies but also for the men who are unable to keep it in their pants. Now some of you out there are going to raise your arms and say that this is unconstitutional, however, that is just because once again you have not thought about it. If I was serving in a shit hole like Iraq and I wanted to get home, how could I do it without shooting myself in the foot? Hmmmm maybe I could get pregnant. That way I get out and have fun doing it. Hell if I was a woman over there I would be walking around with a mattress strapped to my back. I agree with this guy! I think he should go as far as having classes on how to put on a condom. Maybe even supervised condom donning before sex.
In other news, it seems that the projections on the economy were not as strong as first thought. I mean the economy only had a 2.2 percent growth spurt in the third quarter which is significantly down from the original projections. Blah Blah Blah....to turn the economy around these idgits need to figure out how to get jobs for the folks that are looking. Once the jobs are available they need to cut the funds for all of these low-life ass wipes who are using the system to support their lazy asses....Now I need more coffee.
Ok this is strange -
A Japanese guy has married a chick from a video game. He actually married the thing and took his "handheld" console on a honeymoon. I can't make this shit up its true....
Sorry I had to stop here, but the technician who is working on my car just came in and told me that it is going to cost me 127.00 dollars to fix something that is on the recall list for my vehicle. It seems that the state I live in is not covered under the warranty. GM SUCKS!!!
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